2 lovers were sittin alone.

D boy startd touchin the girl.

Girl: Dont touch me, al dis only after marriage.

Boy: Ok, cal me wen u get married.

why did sachin tendulkar skip most of the ipl matches......
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bcoz he was the skipper of the team...........

Always remember
"Money isnt everything in life".
But make sure u earn sufficient before thinking such nonsense.
-BILL GATES...